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manfuckyopride:

*doesnt jerk off for a day* i’m doing a cleanse

(via briansdick)



ramisus-christ:

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

(via ameriqan)



Me:what's they sign
Lawyer:your honor what do you mean?
Me:😒 wus dey sign hoe
Lawyer:ummm....libra your honor
Me:guilty
Jury:tru